As busy as Mike Snyder stays, I hardly know how he has time for playground games. Nevertheless, he tagged me, and now I’m “it” until I post this meme. Here’s the (mostly true) scoop from A to Z.
Accent: Texas (I like to think it’s on the gentler, less obnoxious end of the spectrum.)
Best personality trait: I’m good at being short
Chore I hate: Ordering the servants around
Dad’s name: James
Essential make-up/skin care products: A combo of Origins, Mary Kay, Clinique, L’Oreal, and Burt’s Bees.
Favorite perfume/cologne: Don’t wear any, but I like the scent of my Origins lotion.
Gold or silver?: Adamantium
Interesting fact: Nine out of ten dentists recommend brushing with fluoride.
Job title: Supermodel
Kids: Jacob, Grace, and Luke
Living arrangements: Eat healthy meals, sleep eight hours a night, look both ways before crossing the street.
Mom’s birthplace: Somewhere in Oklahoma (I should know that.)
Number of apples eaten in the last week: Zero
Overnight hospital stays: 2 nights each after three C-sections, and 4 after an emergency hysterectomy, for a total of 10
Question you ask yourself a lot: Shouldn’t you be working?
Siblings: Two sisters and a brother
Time I wake up: Whenever. Usually around 7:30 AM. (Such is the luxury of having grown children and “working” at home.)
Unnatural hair color: Is this a question or an accusation?
Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Eggplant
Worst habit: The kind the nuns had to wear in the Sound of Music era. I’d have been clawing at my throat.
X-rays?: Two. Baby Jacob inside me on the day he was born. My head because I fainted after George’s surgery and bonked it on the hospital room floor. The nurses abandoned poor groggy George and rushed to my side, wheeling me out in a wheelchair, while George slurred, “Whassa-matter-with-zheenee?” Embarrassing.
Yummy food I make: Chocolate Chip Cookies, Death by Chocolate Cake, Chicken Pot Pie.
Zingers: I, um, what?
Okay, and , you’re up. (I love you, too.)