Sometimes I just don’t understand how people can be so selfish. I mean, life is supposed to be a two-way street, right? You share the road? Give and take? But no, it’s just one person after another honking and cursing and trying to run you off the road. I don’t know if I can take it any more.
Then the police man pulls me over, and I realize this is a one-way street after all. Oops. Sorry, everyone.